So, I've been getting down with this social media stuff. Second Life might be big fun, I imagine, if I can ever acquire a better graphics processor, some rudimentary programming abilities, and a hankering for virtual sex. Meanwhile, I've blogged, YouTubed, Twittered, Digged, Wikkied, and Whatchamacallited. So, I'm now one of the foremost experts in the metaverse and blogosphere.
OK, the truth is, I'm much more familiar with anti-social media, such as calls from bill collectors, rude gestures from other motorists, and Fox News. I have dicked around a little in social media, and I have found out blogging, which is supposed to be a two-way thing, a conversation, is mostly just a way to vent millions of spleens. (See global warming.)
Years ago, you'd have to own a newspaper or buy advertising in order to annoy people with your stupid opinions. Today you can opine online for free. You might even find a more or less substantial audience of like-thinking lunatics and make a little money on the side. Right now, for example, Google and amazon combined owe me 7 cents.
Social networks, however, are mainly about what I believe young people call "hooking up."
Now, with every sub-atomic particle in my meager being, I hope never be single again. For a lot of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that I love my wife, Sharon, very much. And from a practical standpoint, I'm fairly sure I'd never be able to find anyone else willing to put up with me.
I must admit, however, that I'm very surprised and more than a little flattered by all the attractive young women who apparently want to become my "friend."
At least once a week, I get an e-mail from another young lady whom I've never met. Each appears to be responding to my MySpace page and finds me interesting enough to want to connect with me.
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