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I remember from slanderous televidiniye commercial from many years ago in Amerika, showink alleged Soviet fashion show by flashlight. "Is next, evenink wear. Is next, svimwear."
I vould haff launched nuclear veapons vhen I saw this except my flashlight had no batteries.
-- Natasha Fatale
You remember that commercial. It was a hilarious parody of a Russian fashion show. Large women workers wearing plain proletariat outfits walked a runway illuminated by flashlights. Well, apparently, not everyone thought it was funny. I am reminded of it with the announcement that the Kremlin has hired a U.S. PR firm to gussy up its G8 image.
On Thursday, March 8, 2007 at 7:41 AM, Ronn Torossian, President and CEO of 5WPR, emphatically promised that he was going to sue us. No real reason, he was just irritated by our teasing him about getting in bed with pornographer Joe Francis. Anyway, Ronn gave his obscenity-laced word that we'd see the complaint in 72 hours. It's now late by
Kathleen Durazo about A Measly $2.8 Million Goes Missing, Lawsuit Results Fri, Jul 31, 10:58:34 AM Ray Durazo (the founder) sold the company to Dan in 1999. He was not involved in any of this. He (and I) found out about the lawsuit in the LA Times. In addition to embezzling this m [...]