NEWS BULLETIN: PR Industry to Shut Down in 56 DaysPosted by Amanda Chapel
According to our sources, the PR firm My Team of Experts, Inc. of Charlotte, North Carolina, has announced that on that day at exactly 9 AM EST, they intend to reveal all the secrets of the professional practice of public relations. Martin Turnbull, noted PR business analyst and professor at the Kepler School of Management said, "Well, some of us have been predicting this for years. At some point, someone was going to break ranks and talk. I mean, other than the shroud, what is there really?" The big reveal is to be held at the Levine Museum of the New South, 200 East 7th Street in Charlotte. Organizers say that at that time they intend to "show participants how to grab the attention of print and broadcast media to get positive press coverage;" and that the presentation is "designed for entrepreneurs who want greater exposure in the marketplace." Attendance is limited to 24 people. Admission is $40. Bookmark This
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I'm tempted to go, but I'm saving up to hear from Vermontville resident Robert Anthony Robinson.
Oh No!
Does this mean the International PRSA global confab event spectactular is cancelled? Here I was praying that the Strumpettes would be launching the newest Web 3.0 streaming i-vodcast live from the concierge lounge at the lovely Philly Marriott. C'mon Amanda, savethespin...
Big Yawn. Didn't Richard Laermer make an attempt at doing this via a poorly-written book back in 2003? (yes, I did read Full Frontal Public Relations). He ended up getting a gig with a brief reality show and a symphony of snickers from more successful PR folk.
Good luck and God speed, My Team of Experts
Somehow I don't think this event -- clearly, of the change-your-vacation-plans-and-get-your-arse-to-Charlotte kind -- will be nearly as entertaining as Fox's show a few weeks back where the masked magician showed you how they do all those tricks... then again, I'm told I'm a snarky little bastard so I could be wrong.
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This just in moments ago... mark your calendars: on Wednesday, October 3, 2007... in just 56 days... the business of public relations will be officially over.