PR Agency to Offer Clients Proprietary Methodology
Goin’ to the “Ragan Social Media Show” in Vegas this March? The $1,000-per-person tickets got your wallet feelin’ a little light? Hey... then how ‘bout a dance with Lady Luck to make a little of that back? How 'bout all of it back and then some? What if I told you a few of her intimate secrets that make the game no gamble?
Hey... pssst... are you familiar with card counting? That’s the practice of tracking the ratio of high cards to low cards; that’s all. Well, we've got a sophisticated system. Here's the deal: if you could better judge your advantage or disadvantage at any given time, obviously, you could place better bets and shift the odds from the house to you. Trust me; it's easy money.
"But that’s cheating!," you say. Don't be so negative. Let's PR it and refer to it as “intelligent game play.” Sure, if you get caught, you’ll get booted from the casino. However, keep in mind, there are other casinos on the Strip.
Or, how 'bout this? Turns out, we can get you a similar deal with social networks. But this is even better. It’s totally unregulated; Ya can't get caught; And ya can’t get kicked out!
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Tue, Jun 10, 11:03:28 AM
I'm reading this and hoping (almost beyond all hope) that it's a spoof. I'm actually fearful of looking into it further to find out if this press release [...]
Wed, May 28, 05:19:05 PM
Everyone always warns about the predators on MySpace, but are they ever talking about the predatory marketers there?
Wed, May 28, 05:16:08 PM
I predict the next wave in Web 2.0 Social Networking will be Antisocial Networking.
Tue, May 06, 01:07:08 PM
If it looks like Dog Doo, feels like Dog Doo, smells like Dog Doo...then it's Authentic! I'm Sold.
Thu, Apr 17, 08:52:55 AM
I remember well the skit from SNL. Celebrate being slick, I say to the Edelman folks. It pays well and it's what we all expect. It would be more believabl [...]
Wed, Apr 02, 12:35:59 PM
I wonder if any of these people have read Heidegger. Their definition is as inscrutable as his: everyone wants to be "authentic" but I'm never clear what [...]
Tue, Apr 01, 09:51:59 AM
I might have missed the key word that describes Penn and the Clinton campaign - cynicism! If you covered it, my apologies. The contrast between the Obama [...]
Sat, Mar 08, 01:50:45 PM
We get it. you're voting obama. woopadeedoo.
Fri, Mar 07, 05:35:11 AM
What a wank.