Talking to My Cats: 10-23-07
For those who whine about blogging transparency: My real name is Bruce Pilgrim. (You wouldn’t make up something like that.)
I'm in my mid-50's, having slogged through a long and extinguished career in PR, marketing, journalism, and idleness. I go about 180, roughly 6' tall, with poor hand-eye coordination, graying hair, and small flabby manboobs. (You wanted transparency, didn't you?)
Want more? I'm a secular humanist, male heterosexual mammal, liberal Democrat, tree-hugging proponent of socialized medicine, getting the hell out of Iraq ASAP, and increasing income taxes to get the budget back into some semblance of balance. I live outside of Cincinnati with my spouse and two cats. I drive a 2003 Taurus (because I can't afford a Prius.) I think Macs are better than PCs, and I sometimes wonder if there might be something to that astrology thing. (A barmaid once insisted on knowing my sign, and when I refuse to tell her, she said "You must be a Leo.)
Reader Feedback
Mon, Dec 29, 08:20:13 PM
Nice to see that psychobabble hasn't gone out of style, and that people are perfectly fine covering their ass with comments that have little to no meaning [...]
Mon, Dec 22, 04:23:57 PM
Funny. The irony of spinning their downsizing, reorganizing, of their company as an initiative to be authentic...is well, priceless.
Sat, Dec 13, 07:25:27 AM
Hey Bruce, I hope you don't feel too bad about your middle name. I think it would go perfectly with my last name, LaMorte! But my parents aren't clever i [...]
Mon, Nov 17, 10:01:58 AM
Ok, I've been lying to everyone the whole time. I'm not really a dog, but I've been pretending to be.. but starting today, I SWEAR I am going to be AUTHEN [...]
Mon, Nov 10, 11:16:02 PM
Having to say that you're authentic means that you're not authentic.
Sat, Oct 18, 01:36:18 PM
Wow. Exceptionally poor positioning. Some of your commenters even seem to think it's a spoof. While I don't think clients will be put off by it at a consc [...]
Tue, Sep 16, 10:38:12 AM
Having to announce you are authentic reduces authenticity. It's like someone saying "trust me." That's when it's usually time to question any trust you ha [...]
Tue, Jun 10, 11:03:28 AM
I'm reading this and hoping (almost beyond all hope) that it's a spoof. I'm actually fearful of looking into it further to find out if this press release [...]