NEW YORK -- Major League Baseball, in its continuing effort to promote and expand the game in fun and exciting ways, today announced the launch of the Citizen Player Program. The most radical change in over 100 years, some experts are already predicting that this modification could totally revolutionize the game.
Modeled after the "citizen journalism" craze that's currently sweeping through the media business, the Citizen Player Program is actually the brainchild of the Tribune Company, the owners of the Chicago Tribune Newspapers and Chicago Cubs. The idea basically is that instead of having all the fuss of a minor league system and all the rigmarole of huge contracts and negotiations, players for a particular game would be selected based on the Google link popularity of their blogs.
Commissioner Allan (Bud) Selig said, "Major League Baseball has been looking at the best ways to prepare for the 21st century and fortify our relationship with our audience. If this is what they want, whatayagonnado?"
Chicago Cubs President John McDonough issued the following statement: "The Chicago Cubs are terribly saddened by this decision. I mean we're not really known for winning but you don't have to humiliate us. Why doesn't the Tribune just sell us and move on?"
The Cubs current manager Lou Piniella added, "Hey, I am getting paid either way. What the hell, it's not like we're going to do much worse."
The full details of the changes have not yet been disclosed; but according to an insider there will be minor rule changes and field alterations. First base will be moved to 10 feet from home plate. Player/bloggers will each get 30 strikes. If an opposing pitcher even looks at them funny and exhibits "troll" behavior, the player/blogger will get to take first base and the pitcher will be thrown out of the game. All other professional players will be fitted with special 20 lb. weights for their arms and legs.
The Cubs will play the first game under the new Citizen Player Program against the Pittsburg Pirates on May 8. The Cubs' preliminary roster includes: Robert Scoble, Steve Rubel, Shel Holtz, B.L. Ochman, Debbie Weil, Shel Israel, Brian Oberkirch and Brian Solis. They will variously rotate as pitchers, catchers and infielders. Minor leaguer Steven "Vapors" Streight has been unanimously selected as their way outfielder; and old timer Jeff Jarvis has been signed on as the new pitching coach. Of course, all this is subject to change at game time.
The top story this week: Wal-Mart and Edelman are inextricably linked.
It may seem like Edelman and Wal-Mart are the top stories every week but several events brought them into focus, in my mind at least, and now the future of each seems very much dependent on the actions of the other.
BusinessWeek’s cover story on Wal-Mart’s deep financial woes was disturbing and apocalyptic. For the first time I can recall there is serous discussion of Wal-Mart’s untenable business model. A lot can be forgiven if a company is “creating shareholder value” – meaning its stock price is rising – but that hasn’t been happening. The stock has been “dead money” for the last five years as the U.S. stock market has been booming and Wall Street is becoming very impatient with the current course of the company. Consensus: A radical change is needed to right this listing ship.
Top urgent task: Wal-Mart needs to cut down on the dozens of nasty, polarizing battles it is constantly enmeshed in with cities, municipalities, and its own customers and employees across America and, increasingly, the world. BusinessWeek’s online “Debate Room” features the topic: “Stop The Bullying, Wal-Mart” – rife with dozens of complaints about the company from all quarters. This deep rooted dissatisfaction is not fabrication of Wal-Mart enemies, as they would have you believe. It is real, and it cannot be blunted with bare knuckle PR and armies of lawyers and lobbyists.
Fight to grow
It is Wal-Mart’s DNA to be in fight mode. The company’s corporate structure and operational support are built for polarization, confrontation, and overwhelming force to get its way. Urban areas, such as New York, Los Angeles and the San Francisco Bay area, have the resources and union backing to push back on the relentless Wal-Mart growth machine. Chicago politics will never be the same due to recent nasty internecine battles fought over Wal-Mart’s entry into the city. Rural areas, desperate for tax revenue and jobs, no matter how low-level, don’t stand a chance.
Wal-Mart is not just another big company. It is the country's largest private employer and the largest in the world, with 1.8 million employees. At January 31, 2006, the Company operated 1,209 Discount Stores, 1,980 Supercenters, 567 SAM'S CLUBs and 100 Neighborhood Markets in the United States. And growth plans are ambitious: In the near term, Wal-Mart intends to open a new store every day. Think about that. Another day, another Wal-Mart. Another day, another Wal-Mart. No other store has such deep impact on America’s local economies, culture, political balance, and sociology. Another day, another Wal-Mart.
PR feeds the machine
According to The New Yorker, Wal-Mart pays Edelman $10 million a year for public relations that includes operating the fabled “war room” in a bunker-like setting in Bentonville, Arkansas. Edelman is deeply enmeshed with Wal-Mart. Leslie Dach, Democratic party operative and long-time head of Edelman’s Washington DC office, joined Wal-Mart last year to report directly to CEO Lee Scott. We all know about Edelman’s botched blogging campaign for Wal-Mart.
So, when I interviewed Richard Edelman on April 3 for PRBlogNews, I threw in a Wal-Mart related softball question in which he could atone for past sins and demonstrate how we are all just neighbors online, even the big smiley faced retailer. He chose instead to praise a “blog” to demonstrate Edelman’s “new media” work for the company. The Q & A follows:
PRBlogNews: Edelman overshadowed its clients Wal-Mart and Microsoft when its blog practices were questioned prominently in mainstream media. What lessons did you learn from that experience?
Richard Edelman: “I am proud of our blogging work on behalf of Wal-Mart and Microsoft. In fact, Wal-MartFacts.com has been a terrific contributor to the knowledge about the company, with 150,000 people going each week to the site to learn about environment, health and other aspects of the company.”
“Um . . . Richard, Walmartfacts.com is not a blog. Indeed, even the one blog available on Walmartfacts.com, Life at Wal-Mart, is not really a blog. Posts are infrequent. There are no comments enabled and it sure looks like they just print positive letters from whoever the heck sends Wal-Mart one.
“Yet what I find most interesting about this answer is that Edelman completely leaves out Working Families for Wal-Mart. While not a real blog either, its homepage is at least in bloggy format.”
Propaganda for the masses
I checked it out. It’s true, walmartfacts.com is not a blog and it can only technically be called a web site. A more accurate definition might be an ultra SEO-enhanced propaganda vehicle that no self respecting journalist or self-loathing blogger would believe. Walmartfacts.com is a mish-mash repository of feel good, glossed over postulations and carefully crafted ‘facts’ of a company that apparently does not have any interest in engagement with the public through the web.
Richard, is that the best of example of an Edelman ‘conversation’ you can offer? Say it ain’t so. WalMartfacts.com exists to reinforce the bunker mentality of Bentonville and to prop up a regime that exists in a delusional state of omnipotence and self-righteousness, like the current White House administration.
New York rejects Wal-Mart
Richard, since we both live in New York City let’s examine the issue close to home. Wal-Mart recently gave up on coming into New York City because our Comptroller was more than a little upset by the company’s spying on its shareholders (the City holds shares in Wal-Mart). It was also made clear that New Yorkers demand a living wage and decent benefits for workers. Can’t have that, can we? Wal-Mart CEO Lee Scott said this fight “wasn’t worth it.” We can mark that as a clear victory for the people of New York.
Wal-Mart mistakenly believes that these skirmishes are merely “site fights.” There is a larger pattern here they need to recognize, because it apparently deeply impacts the bottom line. Put the money they waste on site fights into education, job training, fair wages and benefits, and site fights shrink, goodwill increases, employees feel like associates again, customers feel good about shopping there, municipal governments ratchet down the battles with their own constituents. Isn’t building goodwill and good community relations what grassroots PR is all about?
Yes, that means Wal-Mart would have to raise prices but they’re smart people, they’ll find a way to make it work. And then maybe Wal-Mart would not be so scared of what the citizenry really thinks and they will put up a blog that supports the conversation and is open to comments.
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Mark Rose is President of CommTech, Inc., a firm specializing in PR 2.0 strategies. Rose has more than 15 years experience with some of New York's City’s best known public relations firms including Marston Corporate Communications, Howard J. Rubenstein Associates, and Edelman Worldwide. As a journalist his work has appeared in The New York Times, Los Angeles Times and other national publications. Currently, Mark is editor of PRBlogNews, a web publication focusing on public relations practices in the digital age.
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