Strumpette Posts "The End"Posted by Amanda Chapel  ... of Chapter One. And I am frankly not certain there'll be a Chapter Two. We'll see. Fake Geeks and Big BoobsPosted by Amanda Chapel The PR Blogger "F-List" Announced
Busted! Excuse me, but all along, we’ve been saying the "A-list” of PR bloggers are a horde of chatty posers. Well, now we got ‘em dead to rights. The most significant aspect of this story is the sheer irony. Turns out our loudest midway hucksters are the biggest failures in the very thing they sell, i.e. web expertise. For them, standard business practice is to proclaim expertise they apparently don’t have. This exposé makes them out for what they really are: Flimflam artists and confidence men that use cheap carnival hypnosis and hype to bamboozle that green right out of your wallet. For $5, they’ll guess that card you’re holding. And, no matter whether they're right or wrong, they’ll announce that guess with all the conviction your money can buy. Hyperbole? Maybe a tidge. But this much is certainly true. This story proves but again that big boobs are where the action is and are HUGELY popular. |
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Today, Strumpette has completed its first annual "F-List" competition where more than 450 PR bloggers competed to be named one of the worst.
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Mon, Nov 17, 10:01:58 AM
Ok, I've been lying to everyone the whole time. I'm not really a dog, but I've been pretending to be.. but starting today, I SWEAR I am going to be AUTHENTIC! I am gong to be [...]
Mon, Nov 10, 11:16:02 PM
Having to say that you're authentic means that you're not authentic.
Sat, Oct 18, 01:36:18 PM
Wow. Exceptionally poor positioning. Some of your commenters even seem to think it's a spoof. While I don't think clients will be put off by it at a conscious level, I'm sure [...]
Tue, Sep 16, 10:38:12 AM
Having to announce you are authentic reduces authenticity. It's like someone saying "trust me." That's when it's usually time to question any trust you had. "Authentic Com [...]
Tue, Jun 10, 11:03:28 AM
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Wed, May 28, 05:19:05 PM
Everyone always warns about the predators on MySpace, but are they ever talking about the predatory marketers there?
Wed, May 28, 05:16:08 PM
I predict the next wave in Web 2.0 Social Networking will be Antisocial Networking.
Tue, May 06, 01:07:08 PM
If it looks like Dog Doo, feels like Dog Doo, smells like Dog Doo...then it's Authentic! I'm Sold.