Straight from our home office in Quincy, Massachusetts, tonight's top-ten list: Why are there so many Women in PR?
#10... Because in PR you don't have to change bed pans... that often.
#9... Cause chances are you'll get to meet Oprah or Uma.
#8... Mr. Weatherwax seems to like my bubblegum-pink plunging tanktop.
#7... Cause the boys don't want to take the time to learn the cheers.
#6... There's not a chance in hell our field hockey team is playing the Bears this year.
#5... They promised to let me use the executive washroom.
#4... Because generally speaking, women make better slaves.
#3... Bitches don't bitch!
#2... It's a proven fact that most women have a pulse.
And the #1 Reason there's so many women in PR...'cause GIRLS LIE!
Reader Feedback
Mon, Nov 17, 10:01:58 AM
Ok, I've been lying to everyone the whole time. I'm not really a dog, but I've been pretending to be.. but starting today, I SWEAR I am going to be AUTHENTIC! I am gong to be [...]
Mon, Nov 10, 11:16:02 PM
Having to say that you're authentic means that you're not authentic.
Sat, Oct 18, 01:36:18 PM
Wow. Exceptionally poor positioning. Some of your commenters even seem to think it's a spoof. While I don't think clients will be put off by it at a conscious level, I'm sure [...]
Tue, Sep 16, 10:38:12 AM
Having to announce you are authentic reduces authenticity. It's like someone saying "trust me." That's when it's usually time to question any trust you had. "Authentic Com [...]
Tue, Jun 10, 11:03:28 AM
I'm reading this and hoping (almost beyond all hope) that it's a spoof. I'm actually fearful of looking into it further to find out if this press release is real. Please, for [...]
Wed, May 28, 05:19:05 PM
Everyone always warns about the predators on MySpace, but are they ever talking about the predatory marketers there?
Wed, May 28, 05:16:08 PM
I predict the next wave in Web 2.0 Social Networking will be Antisocial Networking.
Tue, May 06, 01:07:08 PM
If it looks like Dog Doo, feels like Dog Doo, smells like Dog Doo...then it's Authentic! I'm Sold.