Straight from our home office in Quincy, Massachusetts, tonight's top-ten list: Why are there so many Women in PR?
#10... Because in PR you don't have to change bed pans... that often.
#9... Cause chances are you'll get to meet Oprah or Uma.
#8... Mr. Weatherwax seems to like my bubblegum-pink plunging tanktop.
#7... Cause the boys don't want to take the time to learn the cheers.
#6... There's not a chance in hell our field hockey team is playing the Bears this year.
#5... They promised to let me use the executive washroom.
#4... Because generally speaking, women make better slaves.
#3... Bitches don't bitch!
#2... It's a proven fact that most women have a pulse.
And the #1 Reason there's so many women in PR...'cause GIRLS LIE!
Reader Feedback
Tue, Nov 10, 04:07:04 PM
Anthone who has to delcare that they are "authentic" must presumably take the view that they are perceived as not being "authentic" - something which might be of concern in a PR company
Fri, Jul 31, 10:58:34 AM
Ray Durazo (the founder) sold the company to Dan in 1999. He was not involved in any of this. He (and I) found out about the lawsuit in the LA Times. In addition to embezzling this m [...]
Thu, Jul 02, 01:52:48 PM
Be careful using the word authentic too often. Might later come off as "synthetic authenticity"
Thu, May 07, 10:19:02 AM
Funny that such an article should appear on a blog no? You guys must be from New York.
Wed, May 06, 12:59:37 PM
I don't have a clue about PR. But, couldn't this move to 'authentic' just really be running away from anything 'virtual' at all, like all the other band-wagoners out there that never u [...]
Sun, May 03, 08:42:38 PM
I'm a totally authentic blogger. Edelman is in deep shit.
Mon, Apr 27, 08:40:57 AM
Makes me wonder what have they been doing until now?
Sat, Apr 11, 02:24:56 PM
Wow - I agree with Britton that its incredibly poor positioning. Rick also gives the kind of quote that's supposed to sound hip, clever and yet sincere, but it just comes across s [...]